ME, IN SUMMER: haha! producing lots of funnny stuff! ahaha I made up a new DANCE with the cat ME, IN WINTER: doin', y'know. doin' okay I guess. you know how it's... how it's so cold and dark these days
Sorting through astonishingly cute cat photos and thinking, no, none of these are quite good enough for the group chat
Tried to infiltrate the Cats subreddit but I haven't commented on enough cats yet
Does anyone else do βbiscuitsβ on the ottoman like a cat to stretch out your upper back
Accidentally got honey on the cat
Thinking of turning Mirth Turtle into a lifestyle brand by photographing a bunch of hot people wearing my merch while they hold cats
Just like the cat I prefer wet food early in the day (oatmeal) and dry food before bed (toast)
If anyone in Halifax wants to adopt this wonderful snuggly cat that @playerprophet is fostering:
https://www.catsinhalifax.ca/adoptions
A cat who is not allowed outdoors
I don't want to play Stray because I don't think I could handle if my cat got hit by a car
When I meet someone's cat and they're all, βcareful... he'll scratch you!β like ummmmmm i THINK i can read a cat's body language and respect the boundaries it sets, by scratching me
Data-mining the cat by stuffing an Arduino into his catnip pineapple
βLearning to live withβ my overweight cat by removing all food restrictions and never weighing him
Drinking twice my normal amount of coffee and telling the cat that I'm all FIRED UP
He ended up getting me a bunch of Mr. Browns and some cat treats which were top-notch gifts
Half an hour after you sweep, air currents will have pulled huge bales of cat hair from their hiding places and people will be like, βWow, you never sweepβ
Had to move the mineral egg collection off the mantlepiece because the cat got jealous and figured out how to get up there
Inserting the cat into a picture of my fresh haircut so it gets more likes
VET: Hmm. Looks like he's very cat-cat. ME: Yes, I tell him quite often. VET: Okay. He's also very muffin one. You HAVE TO keep reminding himβ ME: Oh I do
Your cat would probably enjoy a big block of ice in its water dish and a good brushing
There should be more pop songs about being affectionate to cats
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