BTW thanks big studio for making another superhero movie for us. You've really got our backs
I can't believe we're actually going to HEAR Deadpool swear, with our ears, instead of just reading it. So excited
Guy on the bus had a dollar sign tattoo on his hand. I wonder why he fetishizes the symbol of a system that oppresses him
It seems there's a League of Legends character named Riven and it's really clogging up my Etsy searches for handcrafted Myst garbage
Leaving this #mozzastickwarning hashtag here so people in the future can learn from my sad history
You may think to bake mozza sticks in a muffin tin, to consolidate the cheese ooze, but don't! Scrubbing out those cups is a nightmare
Is anyone still mad about #Caprica being cancelled? I hope not. Don't get mad about TV
Doctor said I had perfect blood
Maybe if I start using #Christmas I can get some more likes on this thing
Pulled out my pocket lantern to cross a dark intersection tonight and the man behind me spat
Had to go to kind of a fancy dinner last night but I showed up in a damp sweater
If you're in the area, check out @FlyknifeComics' new snakepunk release, Kobra Stallion. It delivers (but you have to pick it up)
Selling books today at #halcon2015 was great! Met @rockpapercynic, saw a ton of cool costumes, and traded #Ghostcrime for cold legal tender.
Meanwhile, in things that matter: election today! Voted almost 3 weeks ago though; hope they remember to count it
2 more weeks until @halcon_scificon, where you can pick up an ultra-new copy of #GHOSTCRIME, my new sci-fi horror comedy novel! #halcon2015
3 short weeks until #Ghostcrime drops. PM me for pre-orders. Copies are limited.
For breakfast today I had some nasty cold tabouli #ToneLoc
Telling the spell checker to 'Ignore' the spelling of your novel's title is the first sign you've created something good. #Ghostcrime
4 #VictoriaDay hacks that can really modify your weekend:
https://mirthturtle.com/media/show_post?post=20150515_victoria_day_hacks
Had a proper job for 7 months now so today I let myself buy prosciutto
Guy on the bus today talking about protein shakes said that his body was βin an analogue stateβ
After months of development, FractalFic is now live!!! Get on that: #InteractiveFiction #TextAdventures #FreeToPlay
βHigh-functioningβ sounds like -- but is hardly ever -- a compliment
Got the early access of atmospheric survival horror #Darkwood. First five minutes you find an axe and kill your suffering dog #ATMOSPHERE
Look at this filth! Considering 70-80% of dust is dead skin, this could be considered a #selfie
