Sorting through astonishingly cute cat photos and thinking, no, none of these are quite good enough for the group chat
COOL PERSON TIP: don't... π Unlock
All the funny references to Biden in 2010-era sitcoms are so chilling now
Re-watched the Prince episode of New Girl and got emotional
State of the Mirth Turtle 2024 powerpoint this Friday, 2pm ADT! Come watch me evaluate my failures and preview next year's projects.
BUSINESS TIP: can't... π Unlock
Not famous at all but I'm sure a bunch of therapists have heard about me at great length
You can always pick out the Go player in the crowd... they're the one talking about hanes
Trying to have... π Unlock
Genocides Joe and Justin high-fiving because a Netanyahu Alert just popped up on the Lies Computer
Charlie's doing numbers over on Reddit
Careful, eclipse-watchers! The totality is a prime opportunity for pickpockets
I could have never guessed as a kid that my peanut butter and honey habit would be so expensive
Sometimes when opportunity knocks I don't answer the door because they should have texted first
Can't let my hair get to a certain length or else I end up with Cillian Murphy in Red Eye energy
CEO OF PLASTIC CONTAINER COMPANY: our products must be as painful to open as possible EMPLOYEE: are you sureβ CEO: yes. this should be true of EVERY plastic container
These days, AI could probably make Diamond Find in a few hours, but back in 2011 I had to do it all myself
https://mirthturtle.com/diamondfind
Life hack: craving... π Unlock
Eating the most disgusting oatmeal slop for breakfast every day so that when I finally let myself make waffles again I'll have a religious experience
Innoculating myself against future heartbreak by getting emotionally attached to my rotating 2FA token
In the art world it's considered scuzzy to use AI because it takes work away from artists and is built on mass plagiarism, but in programming everyone is soulless so those aren't really concerns
My favourite thing about UFOs/UAPs is they just faff around to confuse everyone and then disappear
When C&C Music Factory said, βI paid the price to control the dice, I'm more precise, to the point I'm niceβ it fundamentally shaped my philosophy on responsible use of power, and also dancing
A new edition of GHOSTCRIME has been released! Same classic story, with more bonus material and minor corrections.
https://mirthturtle.com/ghostcrime
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