Thinking of igniting my consulting career by chaos-posting on LinkedIn

When everyone gets tired of using AI to create interactive audiovisual dreamscapes, they'll discover Go

I have wildly overestimated the market demand for products that are Comedytronic

Was briefly excited to play Half-life 2's 20th Anniversary update but then I remembered that Go is still a better game

Didn't get any hugs at the business mixer

ME, IN SUMMER: haha! producing lots of funnny stuff! ahaha I made up a new DANCE with the cat ME, IN WINTER: doin', y'know. doin' okay I guess. you know how it's... so cold and dark these days

Becoming a full-on hat guy after buying one hat

3 years with the e-bike and it's still doing a great job

Photographing a wallet overflowing with crisp autumn leaves to promote a new event called NovemBUSINESS

Finally executed on this Lucid Dreaming Computer idea #opensource

https://github.com/sourcetortoise/zzz

Thinking of switching my artistic medium to Unreal Engine

Uh oh, I've played like ten thousand games of Go and I'm still no better at business

*running an irresponsible finance seminar* Sometimes when you bet the farm... you get a SECOND FARM

New release! TaskGrackle is an annoying bird that helps manage your life. Run as a standalone computer or from a Terminal window on macOS or Windows.

https://github.com/sourcetortoise/taskgrackle

Taking my guitar playing to a new level by adding a second capo

I watched both Sister Act films back to back and now I feel TOO good

Glad I'm not a dad... I'd probably be wasting all my time writing funny duck-billed platypus songs for the kids

*having a musical epiphany* I should learn to play the guitar standing up

Putting a pizza pocket into the Instant Pot to give my stew a distinctive “pizza” quality

I love watching sports documentaries because I go in knowing NOTHING

Caught a smirk from the garden store cashier as I selected a decorative gourd for purchase

ME: i love birds. they are beautiful and good and also funny and interesting ALSO ME: if that BIRD doesn't stop GODDAMN CHIRPING at that SPECIFIC PITCH

Getting mad at the Counting Crows version of Big Yellow Taxi because the taxi anecdote obviously didn't happen