Thinking of igniting my consulting career by chaos-posting on LinkedIn
When everyone gets tired of using AI to create interactive audiovisual dreamscapes, they'll discover Go
I have wildly overestimated the market demand for products that are Comedytronic
Was briefly excited to play Half-life 2's 20th Anniversary update but then I remembered that Go is still a better game
Didn't get any hugs at the business mixer
ME, IN SUMMER: haha! producing lots of funnny stuff! ahaha I made up a new DANCE with the cat ME, IN WINTER: doin', y'know. doin' okay I guess. you know how it's... so cold and dark these days
Becoming a full-on hat guy after buying one hat
3 years with the e-bike and it's still doing a great job
Photographing a wallet overflowing with crisp autumn leaves to promote a new event called NovemBUSINESS
Finally executed on this Lucid Dreaming Computer idea #opensource
https://github.com/sourcetortoise/zzz
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Thinking of switching my artistic medium to Unreal Engine
Uh oh, I've played like ten thousand games of Go and I'm still no better at business
*running an irresponsible finance seminar* Sometimes when you bet the farm... you get a SECOND FARM
New release! TaskGrackle is an annoying bird that helps manage your life. Run as a standalone computer or from a Terminal window on macOS or Windows.
https://github.com/sourcetortoise/taskgrackle
Taking my guitar playing to a new level by adding a second capo
I watched both Sister Act films back to back and now I feel TOO good
Glad I'm not a dad... I'd probably be wasting all my time writing funny duck-billed platypus songs for the kids
*having a musical epiphany* I should learn to play the guitar standing up
Putting a pizza pocket into the Instant Pot to give my stew a distinctive โpizzaโ quality
I love watching sports documentaries because I go in knowing NOTHING
Caught a smirk from the garden store cashier as I selected a decorative gourd for purchase
ME: i love birds. they are beautiful and good and also funny and interesting ALSO ME: if that BIRD doesn't stop GODDAMN CHIRPING at that SPECIFIC PITCH
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Getting mad at the Counting Crows version of Big Yellow Taxi because the taxi anecdote obviously didn't happen
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