The most obvious example of extraterrestrials infiltrating human corporations would have to be GlaxoSmithKline
Thinking of asking my cool modest friend if I can namedrop them in a conversation
*Felicity goes off the rails in the final season with a time-travel magic spell plotline* ME: damn, this is some compelling Felicity
FELICITY THEME: can you become... can you become... a new version of you? ME, AGE 12: hooooly shit, Felicity's in her underwear for a half-second
Students are moving back into town this weekend and the Red Bull car parked next door does not bode well
Most of my βvibeβ I can trace back to one formative summer in Italy passively consuming huge amounts of overtly sexual electrodance
If the movie Premium Rush taught me anything about cycling, it's that I should be carrying a huge chain
NO, I am not βon the computer all dayβ. I am on SEVERAL computers all day
*control room operator throws down headset* Fuck! Why did we send a poet
Bitcoin guys would have been really into ivory back in the day
Some days I have to listen to House music for over two hours before I can make myself go to the grocery store
Ummmm... did the bass pump? Okay. Cool. Did the, uh... beat drop? Yeah, no, it's fine, I can circle back
Food eating tip: dip... π Unlock
Maybe I should move to a new city and re-invent myself like Felicity did... *keeps watching Felicity* oh nooo I'm the Greg Grunberg character
Chess has always sucked
It's my birthday today so to celebrate I'm letting myself go to the Bulk Barn
Charlie update
Some song about a DJ is being blasted from the nearby university and it's making me feel uncool
I put the cart before the horse one too many times and now I'm banned for life at the horseplace
Wrote a browser extension to enforce better Go play on OGS! Also: a spectacular visual effect when games end. #opensource
Navigating to online-go.com in the address bar is a bit annoying because I have to type all the way to the i before it autocompletes
Angling to make one of the Top Ten Saddest Attempts at Business lists of 2023
*Mandolin Rain has been on repeat for an hour* hmm I hope the basement isn't flooding too badly
When it rains especially hard, there's an ~80% chance Mandolin Rain is getting thrown on
Website so heavy it makes the bluetooth headphones stutter