I can't clean up or organize too much in one session or the cat will become agitated

Becoming strong from shovelling alone

I get all my news from r/ThereWasAnAttempt

Had my FREEDOM encroached upon when the superstore clerk asked if the beef heart was for my dog

LinkedIn should block me from posting my insane graphic design choices

*revisiting some old children's stories* I don't think they actually needed the mouse's help to pull the turnip out

The Roman Polanski cameo in Rush Hour 3 makes way more sense now #Ratner #Epstein

*having to make a really hard decision* oh I need to play some Go about THIS

Stress-overhauled a website

Charlie got a little backpack

Damn, I watched too many Parks and Rec bloopers and now I feel like I'm friends with Chris Pratt

Delivered the State of the Mirth Turtle 2025 Powerpoint just hours before the year officially ended

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2663653513

*drawing upon my deep well of business experience* Staples is open from 12-5 on Sundays

So embarrassing to have a guest over and the lava lamp wax isn't fully melted yet

In terms of life destructiveness as a hobby: with heroin at 100, Warhammer 40K at 50 and gardening at zero... Go is about 15-20

Bought some new menswear but it got covered with Charlie fur immediately

Stress-cleaned the cutlery drawer

Stress-cleaned the microwave

Doing cinnamon therapy

Sim City 2000 gave me unrealistic expectations about how many Arcologies we'd have by now

Time is running out as I desperately research Top 40 Under 40 lists I might qualify for

To reward myself for doing a thing I was gonna get fast food but it's actually a reward NOT to eat fast food

Stuffed my phone into an armchair in anticipation of the emergency alert test